May 2013
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May 19th
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“Who knows how to make love stay? 1. Tell love you are going to Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay. 2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair...
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Charlotte Douglas International
I saw him forty-five minutes earlier, sprawled at a table at a not-at-all depressing airport bar, one of those fauxstaurants marooned in the middle of Terminal C that pretend that mozzarella sticks and a hostess stand will make you forget that a security screener just saw your digitally rendered genitals. He was sitting by himself and the three empty beer glasses probably explain why he...
May 15th
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May 15th
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April 2013
2 posts
This One's From the Hip
Disclaimer: I thought I’d posted this already, but found it in my Recently Opened folder, leaning against a Word doc called ‘Pub Rock Wish List’ and an Excel spreadsheet charting which of my neighbors have been parking illegally. No I’m not very popular, thank you for asking. _________________________________________________________________ My sister was seatbelted into...
Apr 24th
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
8 posts
Mar 15th
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“He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved), know-it-all Yankees,...”
– I hope my obituary will be as epic as this guy’s. Rest in peace, Harry Stamp.
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 8th
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Burned Out
I was stranded on the moving sidewalk, shifting my weight impatiently behind a tour group who had bunched themselves up in the middle of the conveyor belt. I was somewhere between terminals at Washington-Dulles, either halfway gone or halfway home, depending on whether you gate-checked your optimism or not. The walls were lined with shots of American Beauty or some other patriotically themed...
Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
7 posts
Exit Benedict
“Traditionally, a cardinal would approach a Pope moments after his death and tap his head three times with a silver hammer to ensure that he was deceased.” I’m trying to be respectful on Pope Benedict’s last day, but all I can think is “Bang, bang papal silver hammer/Came down upon his head/Bang bang papal silver hammer/Made sure that he was dead.” ...
Feb 28th
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“Find something that you really believe in, and think won’t harm anybody, and...”
– Robin Hitchcock, whose new album comes out next Tuesday. (Just in case you wanted to give me a ‘Hooray, It’s Tuesday!’ present)
Feb 27th
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“I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked...”
– Morrissey
Feb 27th
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ListenBecause why wouldn’t you start your Friday...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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January 2013
8 posts
“Read everything. Write. Do not hope that elves will come in the night and write...”
– Neil Gaiman, when asked what he’d tell aspiring authors 
Jan 16th
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“I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn’t...”
– Ray Bradbury
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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A Belated Best Of
OK, it’s the first day of 2013, but before I peel the plastic from my new Dollar Tree day planner, I want to post some of my favorite songs and albums from the year we just discarded. This is the music that soundtracked parts of the past twelve months: it’s what made me air guitar through my empty office, what I played loud enough to make the neighbors arrhythmically pound on the walls...
Jan 1st
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December 2012
4 posts
Dec 20th
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Dec 4th
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ListenHere’s some Graham Parker to get you...
Dec 4th
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“[My high school guidance counselor] said, ‘I think you’d be good working in a...”
– Graham Parker, on the career advice he didn’t take. America, prepare to fall hard for Parker and his freshly reunited band, The Rumour. They’ll be playing a freshly reunited band (called Graham Parker and the Rumour) in Judd Apatow’s upcoming ‘This is 40.’  I’m...
Dec 4th
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November 2012
7 posts
Nov 17th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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“Gerrard is the most complete player I’ve ever seen in a red shirt …...”
– From an excellent assessment of Steven Gerrard’s contributions to Liverpool, by the always worth-a-read Paul Tomkins.
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Portrait of the Artist as an Elegant Lady
I’ve origamied myself into the passenger seat of my boyfriend’s car, ready for four solid hours of Interstate 40.  I’m dressed—as usual—like a teen runaway, constantly rolling the sleeves of my oversized Raheem Sterling shirt and resting both scuffed Chucks on the dash.  At the first lull in conversation, I chomped into a packet of the World’s Greasiest Beef...
Nov 4th
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“The prose—ah, the prose. [Fifty Shades of Gray is] like Shirley Conran’s Lace...”
– James Parker, The Atlantic
Nov 4th
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October 2012
12 posts
Oct 30th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 18th
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“Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man two sharks, a cheap shotgun,...”
– From a poster I saw while I was looking for Paleo-ish brownies and other semi-chocolate things I could shove into my open gob. 
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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