January 2009
70 posts
"...And anyone who ever watched porn for... →
—My contribution to Deadspin’s weekly Waxing Off feature. This week’s topic is Super Bowl commercials, in which I give props to my favorite thirty seconds ever, not counting that time at prom.
“You are not to get yourself abducted and sold into the sex trade while you are...”
– email from my friend Tommy, after he read several reviews of Taken.
Simon Cowell: Where do you see yourself in eleven years time?
George Ramirez: Eleven years time? Well it depends on how things go because there are so many different ways--
Simon Cowell: Yeah. In your wildest dreams.
George Ramirez: In my wildest dreams? Woooh...um...I'd probably have a simple house with nice floors...I want marble.
“I’m an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and...”
– Raymond Chandler, The King in Yellow.
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art—and can become art—but...”
– Steve Martin
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
Madness (49)
Buzzcocks (25)
John Lennon (10)
Lloyd Cole (9)
Lloyd Cole and the Commotions (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
There are many things that I would be proud of If...
"He builds playground equipment out of his own... →
My contribution to Deadspin’s weekly “Waxing Off” feature.
Yeah, it’s more words about Kurt Warner…what of it?
...my way of saying "Kindly eat a bowl of dicks". →
In which the author defends her ‘Zona Cardinals fandom.
