So It Goes

Technology means that my sister can be standing in a grocery...

Mar 31st

I dare you not to be hypnotized by this. via snuh:...

Mar 31st

Minus 3

If you’re ever interested in hemmorhaging followers, post a picture of yourself dressed as a...

Mar 31st

Oh hey, I heard that today was GPOYDARHFHTYHWEBATT:...

Mar 31st

I can’t decide if I feel better or worse than this...

Mar 31st

“Declare yourself a bank and apply for a government bailout....”
— My friend Tommy’s...

Mar 31st

“I cannot be loved. I’m like a dog from the rescue...”
— Morrissey, responding to a fan...

Mar 31st

Watch

Holy. Crap. Star Wars. And Dallas. AND THE THEME SONG THAT HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD SINCE APPROXIMATELY...

Mar 31st

Listen

Through the magic of the New Facebook (now with scrubbing bubbles!) I learned that a college...

Mar 31st

When I took this, he was chatting with a stranger on Omegle.

Mar 31st

Pros: After 12 hours of blinking cursors, character...

Mar 31st

Audio Playerz

Could someone email me the html code for a Tumblr audio player that doesn’t look like it...

Mar 30th

I think their official name is WHAM! but when it involves...

Mar 30th

Who Wants to Make Out With Me?

What if I said I recently brushed my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush? What if I also said I was...

Mar 30th

And whose frown isn’t turned upside down by...

Mar 30th

Porn SFW is a collection of previoulsy NSFW adult photos...

Mar 30th

The Post of the Unknown Tumblrs

I’ve read all of your secret message tumbls and—like everyone else—I wonder if any...

Mar 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)

Mar 29th

“Everybody lives in the same nightmare, they just react to it...”
— Robyn Hitchcock, from a March...

Mar 29th

Secret Message Tumble

luckyshirt: I want you. Looking at my stained R.E.M. t-shirt and the milk dribbling down my chin...

Mar 28th

“Want some syrup with those flapjacks there, Slappy?”
— Detective John Munch This is...

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

Now that Duke is out of the NCAA tournament, Mike Krzyzewski...

Mar 28th

Starting at 9 a.m., the USA Network is airing SEVENTEEN...

Mar 28th

Sometimes a picture shouldn’t be ruined with words. ...

Mar 28th

Well that was 15 seconds of fun. Kind of like prom.

Mar 28th

Watch

1. Say hello to your new favorite video. 2. I’m pretty sure this is Michael Douglas. 3....

Mar 28th

Screw the marathon. This is the real reason I’m going...

Mar 28th

“This is the most upbeat song I’ve ever written....

Mar 28th

Oh hey, just another Friday night gorging myself on...

Mar 28th

I’d still hit it. spdracerx: via Random Funny...

Mar 27th

I just got my Boston Marathon Welcome Kit. On the back page...

Mar 27th

Dear Boxerbeast: Just because we’ve been roommates for...

Mar 27th

Happy Birthday to my Twitter/Tumblr pal @sniffyjenkins. ...

Mar 27th

Michael Caine, you saucy minx.

Mar 27th

I’d already seen this afternoon’s syndicated SVU...

Mar 27th

This Winking, Snaggletoothed Monster Car is the highlight of...

Mar 26th

Distance running means never having to say you’re...

Mar 26th

A Dog is Not A Dependent. Neither Is An...

Mar 26th

Watch

This is the greatest thing I have seen in forever. It also pretty much ensures I’m doing...

Mar 26th

Oh, hey, I meant to call you back but I got insanely busy...

Mar 26th

rrrrred: What is the most difficult thing you’ve ever given up? What did that feel like? Was it...

Mar 25th

GPOYW

OK, you guys have all been liberally basted with Hotness. I haven’t licked my monitor this...

Mar 25th

“And it rained/Like a slow divorce”
— That line from Robyn...

Mar 25th

Point/Counterpoint. Alternate Title: Oh yeah? YOUR MOM HAS...

Mar 25th

It’s Wednesday, or as I call it “Gratuitous...

Mar 25th

If anyone needs me, I’ll be getting this inked on my...

Mar 25th

“I’m not as much a fan of my ironic, smartass material...”
— Nick Lowe, 1998. Here’s...

Mar 24th

This is the pinnacle of my blogging career. I fully expect...

Mar 24th

My sister, Runtie1, is a nurse at the hospital where Robin...

Mar 24th

Kenny Powers: One more reason I’m never telling the...

Mar 23rd

10:30 a.m. and look at how many things I’ve ticked off...

Mar 23rd

And don’t you forget it.

Mar 23rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)

Mar 22nd

My neighborhood. Suck it, Oriental Avenue.

Mar 22nd

Listen

I don’t think I need to see Taken again.

Mar 21st

Me: Nice shoes.
My Former Boyfriend's New Girlfriend Who Looks Like Beef Jerky With Hair: Thanks.
Me: I've never seen anyone wear those who wasn't, you know, a runner.
MFBNGWLLBJWH: I'm a runner.
Me: Yeah, I meant a good runner.

Mar 21st

The highlight of my Friday night so far? eBay’s...

Mar 20th

Thanks to my friend David for sending this & feeding my...

Mar 20th

Look, Evelyn, I appreciate the deer skull but like I told...

Mar 19th

When Becca saw this picture on her digital camera, she...

Mar 19th

32 days, 27 minutes, 41 seconds until Boston.

Mar 19th

Because I don’t have any childhood pictures of...

Mar 19th

I had no idea it was possible to make Ernest Goes to Camp...

Mar 19th

Steve Martin, I love you. Even if I have not had any kind...

Mar 19th

sniffyjenkins: answeringyahoos: A Cut Above Hair...

Mar 19th

Five Albums I Would Make Out With

I am right now in love with these. 1) Bishop Allen, Grrr… 2) M. Ward, Hold Time 3) A.C....

Mar 19th

Watch

Seven. That’s the number of times I just watched this in a row.

Mar 18th

It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for a...

Mar 18th

IGIWB Footnotes

Irish Guy I Forgot About Boning: Jonathan Rhys-Myers, even though he always looks like he’s...

Mar 18th

Irish Guys I Would Bone: Part 4 A couple of months ago, I...

Mar 18th

Irish Guys I Would Bone: Part 3 Oh yes, Daniel Day-Lewis.*...

Mar 18th

You call it birth control, I call it paying nine bucks a...

Mar 17th

OK, we’ll try this again and hope like hell that it...

Mar 17th

When I saw the thumbnail of this t-shirt on the Wet Seal...

Mar 17th

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll be...

Mar 17th

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I’m not even going to tell you how many times I watched this today. It was the awesomest...

Mar 17th

delgrosso: This was the only wifi my iPhone found in the...

Mar 16th

“Guys like women who lie to them; it means you’re...”
— A comment by DrunkandOffensive...

Mar 16th

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It’s 9 a.m., I’m wearing Beavis & Butthead pajama pants, making out with my fourth...

Mar 16th

I’m pretty sure that’s listed in, like,...

Mar 16th

“That was the difference between [Bob Dylan] and, say, Elvis...”
— Robyn Hitchcock, on the...

Mar 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)

Mar 15th

BEWARE THE ORE-IDAS OF MARCH. Um. Yeah, I’ll show...

Mar 15th

Rock God: Ankh you. Ankh you very much.

Mar 15th

The South: Where we spell Klassy with a K.

Mar 15th

Just in case someone wants to buy merch printed with the...

Mar 15th

Don’t Invite Morrissey to Your Birthday Party ...

Mar 15th

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My Saturday night is obviously chock full of Awesome. Also, this is my first video with the...

Mar 15th

I always seem to dig the B-sides more than the albums they...

Mar 14th

“I see myself as quite a late-developing person anyway but I...”
— Robyn Hitchcock, in a recent...

Mar 14th

“REMEMBER BUMBLEBEE GIRL FROM THAT 90’S VIDEO?… YEAH, THAT...

Mar 13th

Bones: A show I watch even though I have no effing idea how...

Mar 13th

The Filet-O-Fish: It’s Lent-tastic!

Mar 13th

“He’s the one who looks like Dustin Hoffman’s...”
— Rock journalist Nick Kent...

Mar 13th

“J-Mo, I don’t know how to say this, so I’ll just...”
— my friend Clare, critiquing a...

Mar 13th

I sifted through a box filled with questionable hairstyles...

Mar 12th

This week’s Facebook memevirus is dumber than a reel of rejected scenes from Two and a Half...

Mar 12th

Totally. You can’t spell Bad Ass without My Dad. ...

Mar 12th

Here’s the set list from Morrissey’s concert at...

Mar 12th

I’m two hours removed from the Morrissey concert,...

Mar 12th

This picture never, ever gets old. —via The Jim...

Mar 11th

The day I took this shot in 1967, those bastards from the...

Mar 11th

I’m not ashamed to tell you that I just spent 22...

Mar 11th

Mar 11th

—via this site which is 12 .jpgs of GeniUs with a...

Mar 11th

“I know by now you think I should have straightened myself...”
— From the opening verse of...

Mar 10th

Look, it’s some elderly people competing in the...

Mar 10th

House: A Prescription For Sucking Less

Mar 10th

—via Recession Junction What’s your function?...

Mar 10th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)

Mar 10th

“Are you still training for the big race By hoping the...”
— from “Hindsight”...

Mar 10th

Since I do my work sitting on a barstool and hunched over...

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

I am going to use this as my profile picture on every online...

Mar 10th

Part of me wonders if Johnny realized how smoothly his goofy...

Mar 9th

So I’m approximately 49.5 hours away from being close...

Mar 9th

insooutso: This is Brenda. I feel we should write a story...

Mar 9th

See, it’s funny because it’s true. In a related...

Mar 9th

My location this week is Deadline Township, Population: One...

Mar 9th

I Finally Got to See Someone Murder Lee...

Mar 9th

“I didn’t want to write the kind of song that people could...”
— Robyn Hitchcock, on why...

Mar 9th

“I have survived the interrogation of Atlanta’s...”
— Morrissey, finally starting...

Mar 8th

To me Watchmen’s Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias could not...

Mar 8th

Despite being a longtime fan of The New Pornographers,...

Mar 8th

I ran 22 miles this morning so these items will be making...

Mar 8th

I just ate half a pan of cornbread and my first thought was,...

Mar 7th

We regret to inform you that, upon further investigation,...

Mar 7th

I feel obligated to tell the internet that I’m seeing...

Mar 7th

“I was in Atlanta a while back, I’m sitting outside a...”
— Comedian Drew Hastings, on why...

Mar 7th

Because I tumbled a Snorg Tee design, I’m pretty sure...

Mar 7th

Five Thoughts About This T-Shirt That Materialized in My...

Mar 7th

“Prod the potatoes with a fork – pretend they are the souls...”
— An excerpt from Robyn...

Mar 6th

Dr. ManSNUGGIE!! —via Gizmodo’s awesome gallery...

Mar 5th

Unfortunately my Rapturous Red and Flesh of Christ crayons...

Mar 4th

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This pretty much made my day, dropping the Nestle Crunch bar I had for dinner to a distant second...

Mar 4th

The answers are, in order: That you’re going to...

Mar 4th

The Hallmark Channel has an online quiz you can take to see...

Mar 4th

“After one cold night, Mary James is grateful for the...”
— WXII takes a hard-hitting look...

Mar 3rd

I just got an email from a race I ran last summer telling me...

Mar 3rd

“It’s not you that goes through life. It’s life...”
— From the story written in the...

Mar 3rd

Sixteen years later and this Rolling Stone cover is still...

Mar 3rd

“Most of our spines zigzag heinously and in fact you can go...”
— Robyn Hitchcock, from Jonathan...

Mar 3rd

How wrong you are Coral Springs Charter High School. ...

Mar 3rd

Ah, “The Ex” knife holder, from the same people...

Mar 3rd

No I don’t have a problem, nor do I appreciate what...

Mar 3rd

Listen

Here’s wishing a spider-filled 56th birthday to one Robyn Hitchcock.* This song,...

Mar 3rd

“Just keep writing it all down and seek audiences...

Mar 2nd

My Last.Fm Weekly Top 5

Mar 2nd

My 20,000th song on last.fm. Obviously this will be noted...

Mar 2nd

A collection of unseen Beatles & Stones pics has been...

Mar 2nd