September 2010
95 posts
August 2010
80 posts
My Top 5 [Week of August 29] →
Plan B (39)
Fitz and The Tantrums (35)
Vampire Weekend (14)
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros (13)
Wild Nothing (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Will seldom showed any emotion, but she knew that torture victims cut him close...”
– Seriously, Karin Slaughter? That’s seriously the sentence you decided to go with?
Here’s where I roll my eyes and debate whether you’re either the most subversively brilliant or the most brain-stabbingly terrible author of all time.
[See Also: Example One, Example Two]
“Go shit in your hat.”
– My favorite line from my second piece of hate mail.
I feel like this will be one of the stories I’ll share if I’m ever asked to speak at a High School Career Day.
Also, my new goal is to become successful enough to hire someone to shit in my hat for me.
“Jelisa … you are sad. Not only are you a lousy comedian, but a tasteless...”
– You guys!
I got my first hate mail!
My favorite part? The fact that a guy named PIERRE would criticize someone else’s name.
5 tags
Here's to Tiger, Elin and Nothing But Golf From... →
Both Tiger and Elin have spoken publicly since the end credits rolled on their relationship. “You don’t ever go into a marriage looking to get divorced,” he told reporters before The Barclays tournament began in New Jersey. “That’s why it’s sad.” You also don’t go into a marriage assuming that your husband will see more beaver than a Canadian park...
3 tags
WatchFrom the “I’m More Than Obsessed With This Song” Department:
The Dallas Observer noted that besides being “one of the greatest songs in the history of humankind”, Cee-Lo Green’s “Fuck You” also has an “indescribable, unique quality that’s just perfect for mashing up with movie soundtracks.”
So that’s exactly what they...
Eat Prey, Love
I’m more pleased with the name of my fantasy team [above] than I am with the name at the top of my favorite team’s quarterback depth chart [Leinart].
Portland Coliseum
A brown piano in diamond white spotlight Leviathan auditorium iron rib wired hanging organs, vox black battery A single whistling sound of ten thousand children’s larynxes asinging pierce the ears and flowing up the belly bliss the moment arrived
Apparition, four brown English jacket christhair boys Goofed Ringo battling bright white drums Silent George hair patient Soul...
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes: “40...
Today's True Fact
Crystal Light tastes like a Tang-garnished rat carcass.
The remaining individual packets in this box are going to provide powdered low-calorie refreshment to the bottom of a Glad bag.
4 tags
Linda McMahon: Wrestling With Her Past →
Depending on what state motto is embossed on your license plate, this may be one of the years where the upcoming US Senate elections mean that your nightly newscast features a number of action verbs like “mudslinging” or “facing off” or the adorably antiquated “muckraking”. If you’re in Connecticut, though, you can add “chair throwing” and...
4 tags
Question Mark
OK, I’m feeling extra procrastinate-ish1 so here’s your chance to help me avoid actual work by asking some questions. Click here if there’s anything about my life or t-shirt collection or haircut or favorite kind of pudding that you’d like to know more about.
I’ll take the first 15 or 20 questions and combine them, turducken style, into an overstuffed post before I...
