October 2011
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These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So...
– Leslie Knope
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I Should've Said It Three Times
Me: That license plate says CMEB4UDI. See me before you die. Morbid.
You: Maybe he's a funeral planner.
Me: Maybe he's an estate attorney.
You: Maybe he's a really overbearing physician.
Me: Maybe he's Beetlejuice.
You: Maybe...forget it.
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Ugh. More like Asses & Fire.
– My favorite review of Ryan Adams’ new album, Ashes & Fire.
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I looked up and the hot dog was in the air.
– Tiger Woods1, after a bizarre incident involving a fan who launched a frank at him during the Frys.com Open.
1 The same words have quite possibly been spoken by any number of Tiger’s mistresses.
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