October 2011
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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“These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So...”
– Leslie Knope
Oct 27th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 17th
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I Should've Said It Three Times
Me: That license plate says CMEB4UDI. See me before you die. Morbid.
You: Maybe he's a funeral planner.
Me: Maybe he's an estate attorney.
You: Maybe he's a really overbearing physician.
Me: Maybe he's Beetlejuice.
You: Maybe...forget it.
Oct 17th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
“Ugh. More like Asses & Fire.”
– My favorite review of Ryan Adams’ new album, Ashes & Fire.
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
Oct 11th
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“I looked up and the hot dog was in the air.”
– Tiger Woods1, after a bizarre incident involving a fan who launched a frank at him during the Frys.com Open. 1 The same words have quite possibly been spoken by any number of Tiger’s mistresses.
Oct 9th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 1st
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