January 2012
17 posts
“What I’d really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big....”
– Wayne Campbell
Actual Things The Woman Behind Me Said During a...
“George Clooney really is nice looking.”
“Is it hard to play the ukulele?”
“Language!”
“I guess with her mom in the hospital, no one can brush Scotti’s hair.”
“He has a lot of shoes for a Hawaiian. Those look like loafers.”
“He runs like a doofus.”
“If my daughter talked to me like that, I’d have two...
“Listen to me. See, I’m hip to your problems. All of ‘em. I know you...”
– Mark Wahlberg, in Fear
This is the man who, fifteen years later, coulda been an American hero. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, MISTAH WALKAH?
“When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you’ve...”
– Anthony Bordain, on Paula Deen bein’ afflicted with the sugars, y’all.
Playing Favorites.
I’m at least three days behind on this, but wanted to post my favorite albums and artists of the last calendar year. I’m not going to say that these were the best or most acclaim-worthy or Bon Iver-ish records of the year; you guys know that my tastes run toward pub rock and middle-aged Englishmen.
BUT last year I did manage to make a few footsteps away from the path that leads to...
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“All that money, and he’s still got hair like a fucking dinner lady.”
– Boy George, on Elton John
—via Flavorwire’s “Harshest Musician on Musician Insults in History”