1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page.
2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US.
3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate.
4) Revel in the salty humor for approximately 18 grains o’ sand, according to their sea-themed calendar.
5) Post about it on Tumblr.
6) Spend the rest of the morning (~848 grains o’ sand) wallowing in your own loneliness, pondering the lack of meaning in your life.
7) Log on to Facebook, select Svenska as your default language.
8) Weep.
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