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April 28 2009

1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) Revel in the salty humor for approximately 18 grains o’ sand, according to their sea-themed calendar. 5) Post about it on Tumblr. 6) Spend the rest of the morning (~848 grains o’ sand) wallowing in your own loneliness, pondering the lack of meaning in your life. 7) Log on to Facebook, select Svenska as your default language. 8) Weep.

1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page.

2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US.

3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate.

4) Revel in the salty humor for approximately 18 grains o’ sand, according to their sea-themed calendar.

5) Post about it on Tumblr.

6) Spend the rest of the morning (~848 grains o’ sand) wallowing in your own loneliness, pondering the lack of meaning in your life.

7) Log on to Facebook, select Svenska as your default language.

8) Weep.

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