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“So we’re up nine games going into September, right…”
The word is that Terry Francona’s employment with the Sox will end today but, sweet LOOOOOOORD, they should’ve booted him after he posed for a tea ad.  THE ONE WITH JOE TORRE STARING AT HIM STARRY EYED AND DROOL-SLICKED, LIKE TITO IS TAYLOR  EFFING LAUTNER WHILE HE TELLS A STORY ABOUT, LIKE, THIS ONE TIME WHEN HIS ENTIRE TEAM CRUMBLED LIKE AN OATMEAL COOKIE FROM THE RESCUE MISSION! HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT, WHERE’S THE TYLENOL?
Bigelow tea tastes like a mouthful of your own bile.

“So we’re up nine games going into September, right…”

The word is that Terry Francona’s employment with the Sox will end today but, sweet LOOOOOOORD, they should’ve booted him after he posed for a tea ad.  THE ONE WITH JOE TORRE STARING AT HIM STARRY EYED AND DROOL-SLICKED, LIKE TITO IS TAYLOR  EFFING LAUTNER WHILE HE TELLS A STORY ABOUT, LIKE, THIS ONE TIME WHEN HIS ENTIRE TEAM CRUMBLED LIKE AN OATMEAL COOKIE FROM THE RESCUE MISSION! HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT, WHERE’S THE TYLENOL?

Bigelow tea tastes like a mouthful of your own bile.

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  1. stephenfalk reblogged this from gordonshumway
  2. danagel said: It never struck me how much Torre looks like Joe Pesci until this photo.
  3. notfunnyfunny reblogged this from gordonshumway
  4. roosto said: Did you listen to the Sox via radio much this year? Tito had a spot for Bigelow green tea; he has a cup before every game! I’m crushed the season is over, but thank god for never hearing that again (also: Verizon LTE called-in sick spot amirite?).
  5. gordonshumway posted this