OK, well, I’d totally post a hot picture of myself in my undergarments except 1) my mother reads my blogs and that would both be awkward and lead to a well-deserved lecture that probably spanned several days and methods of communication; 2) “hot” and “me in my undergarments” are phrases that haven’t been introduced to each other; and 3) if you guys wanted to see a pair of AAs, you could buy a package of batteries.

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