1) It’s Pop Music Trivia Night, which means that I just changed out of an R.E.M. shirt into a Zep tee.  Because now I’m dressed up, yo.

2) I’m about to go eat a ginormous basket of chicken tenders, if only because it’s been too long since I used the basket as a serving size.

3) If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, it’s because I suffered what can only be described as a massive tenderysm.

4) This is my thinking face.

5) I’m out of things.