Can You Find the Following In This Picture:
1) My unshowered head, hidden beneath an equally filthy Arizona Cardinals hat.
2) One sleeveless Elvis Costello Punch the Clock tour t-shirt that transitions seamlessly from sleepwear to workout gear to what I consider to be an appropriate garment to wear to lunch at an Olde country club(e) that puts superfluous e’s at the ends of words in an effort to be more pretentious(e).
3) The fact that in my sleep I removed five of my seven earrings and scattered them throughout the sheets. My tendency to do this is one of the many reasons I’ll never have an IUD.
4) My productivity. No, really, it’s there. This kid has been up since four, working on a variety of projects that promise to be very cool. I’ve also done laundry and plowed through half a dozen cans of Diet Coke. Fuck you, tooth enamel.
