So I just got here, because that’s what an underemployed, overdrawn thirty year old does. I’ll be spending the day riding every roller coaster in the park until the place closes or I have a brain hemmorhage, whichever comes first. My other goals for the day are modest:
1) Not to throw up
2) Not to require IV fluids
3) Not to have my feet severed by a faulty ride
Coincidentally, those are the same high hopes I have for every new relationship.
