The older David Byrne gets, the more his day-to-day existence is going to read like the lyrics to “Once in a Lifetime”.

“THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!”

Yes it is, Mr. Byrne.  Did you forget to take your pills this morning?

“WELL…HOW DID I GET HERE?”

Come here, Mr. Byrne.  Let’s take that skirt off and go sit on the patio.  Yes, you can bring your guitar.  Hang on.  I should probably grab a stain stick.