Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Laura: No, it’s really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Rob: Made. Made. Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him.

I’ve reluctantly come to the conclusion that I am every character in this movie.  EVERY SINGLE ONE.  Well, except Ian/Ray as played by Tim Robbins.  Nobody wants to be that guy.