When someone introduces himself as Scott Miller, it’s best not to respond with a mouthful of extra-cryptic Game Theory lyrics.

Remember that not every Scott Miller was in that band, especially the Scott Millers who are over sixty.

P.S. You should probably draw from this lesson when greeting Ronnie Wood, the new towel guy at the gym.

P.P.S. This week’s UPS driver is Sharon Peters which—although musically irrelevant—is understandably hilarious.

P.P.P.S. I’m not sure how you could possibly be more socially awkward.