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SMOKE ALARM FOLLOWUP

OK, this makes me feel very John McClane. It’s a First Alert brand OF POSSESSED PLASTIC SHIT. There are three wires connecting it to a potential death tangle crammed into the ceiling.  The black one is labeled “Wire”, the Orange is “Interconnect” and the White is Neutral. Can I touch any of those? And by “touch”, I mean “grab with both hands and yank as I jump from the top of the ladder”.

There’s also a Warning, but it’s too high to read.

You know what, screw it.  Who wants to buy a condo?

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Notes

  1. redcloud said: Always bet on black. By which I mean leave the black wire the hell alone and get Wesley Snipes over to deal with that shit.
  2. danagel said: firstalert.com/pdfs/20… Please read page 6 first. Don’t want to read about you on the news tomorrow.
  3. unfuckwithable said: Unplug the death triangle.
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