My Favorite Parts of This Ad:
1) The implication that there is only one stoplight in Kernersville.
2) “Rad body”.
3) All! the! exclamation! points!!………LOL, LMAO!
4) Her willingness to “Hang out [the] car window” and scream. I’m not sure why the gentleman on the motorbike didn’t want to stick around after that.
5) The phrase “I would ride you or your hog any time”, which I’ll be trying to use at least once a day in conversation, regardless of the situation. Get ready, timid pharmacy assistant. I’m one refill away from referencing your hog before handing you my coupons.
