Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.

Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.

Stacy: It doesn’t mean we can’t go out.

Wayne: Well, it does, actually.  That’s what breaking up is.

Stacy: Don’t you wanna open your present?

Wayne: If it’s a severed head, I’ll be very upset.  What is it?

Stacy: It’s a gun rack.

Wayne: A gun rack?  A gun rack.  Sh’yeah, great.  I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns necessitating an entire rack.  What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Stacy: You don’t like it?  Fine. Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re gonna lose me.

Wayne: I lost you two months ago.  Are you mental?  We broke up!