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Joshua Hoffine: Master of Horror Photography
While this dude’s portfolio is disturbing, nothing can match my senior portrait for sheer pants-shitting terror.
Guys.
It involved my casually folded hands atop a wicker chair.
UPDATE: Click here to experience what will forever be known as the Great Mock-Turtlenecked Misfortune of 1997.  Do not click if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, are eating, may start eating or value all that is good and radiant in the world.

Joshua Hoffine: Master of Horror Photography

While this dude’s portfolio is disturbing, nothing can match my senior portrait for sheer pants-shitting terror.

Guys.

It involved my casually folded hands atop a wicker chair.

UPDATE: Click here to experience what will forever be known as the Great Mock-Turtlenecked Misfortune of 1997.  Do not click if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, are eating, may start eating or value all that is good and radiant in the world.

  1. aerostatic reblogged this from lfar
  2. biorhythmist reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    Thank you. Before clicking I was...I could: 1) both inhale
  3. lfar reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    Well, I certainly wish I hadn’t looked through these. No sleep for me for
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