Joshua Hoffine: Master of Horror Photography

While this dude’s portfolio is disturbing, nothing can match my senior portrait for sheer pants-shitting terror.

Guys.

It involved my casually folded hands atop a wicker chair.

UPDATE: Click here to experience what will forever be known as the Great Mock-Turtlenecked Misfortune of 1997.  Do not click if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, are eating, may start eating or value all that is good and radiant in the world.