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November 9 2009

The mouthiest one just referred to “getting old, like thirty or something”.

I’ll be right back…trying to find an acetylene torch. Or an angry mob.

Or maybe I’ll just call the “personal psychologist” she keeps referring to and cancel her next “centering session”.

“CENTER THIS!” I’ll rage, right before my brittle bones crumble.

  1. gordonshumway posted this