Me, unshowered, drinking my fourth Diet Coke and wearing this t-shirt. Is that something you would be interested in?

Me, unshowered, drinking my fourth Diet Coke and wearing this t-shirt. Is that something you would be interested in?
Your boyfriend has this on a t-shirt.
I think my boyfriend has this on a t-shirt.
This has effectively ruined comics for me. Thank goodness I have no short-term memory.