Me:
I'm so ready to move to England. I just need to find a British guy to marry.

Elizabeth:
Do you know any British guys?

Me:
No.

Elizabeth:
What about that musician you go on about?

Me:
Married.

Elizabeth:
Hugh Laurie?

Me:
Married.

Elizabeth:
Paul McCartney?

Me:
Sadly, he's started to look exactly like my grandmother.

D-Hamm:
JESSE McCARTNEY!! I mean, I think he's legal now and--

Me:
Not British.

D-Hamm:
Oh. I got nothin' then.