Guys like women who lie to them; it means you’re...

“Guys like women who lie to them; it means you’re dangerous and also it reminds us of our mothers. You should drop subtle hints about doing time in prison, like “Yeah, my parole officer said she has to meet you first” or “I keep forgetting that I can’t use cigarettes as money any more”. We men totally eat that up.”

A comment by DrunkandOffensive in response to my recent post about being a bonehead around anyone with XY chromosomes.