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March 17 2009

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll be presenting a series of Irish Guys I Would Bone (IGIWB). Kicking us off is Liam Neeson, in a photo that was taken probably 10 years ago.  If I had a time machine, I would go back to this day* and invite him out for a milkshake or some chicken fingers or something. Obviously he would give in to my subtle advances and come back to my place** where unfortunately I would meet an untimely end when his huge head rolled off the pillow and crushed my skull. * Also on my list of things to do with a time machine: try to touch a dinosaur, make out with Paul McCartney circa 1966, and stop the sixth grade version of me from buying Bryan Adams’ Waking Up the Neighbours. ** Ten years ago, “my place” was a Hot Pocket-sized dorm room in Luter Hall. He would’ve been impressed with my Godzilla pillowcases, mini fridge, and Hanes Classic underpants. UPDATE: HOLY CRAP. When I posted this, I had NO EFFING IDEA about the skiing accident that Mrs. Neeson, Natasha Richardson, has been involved in and certainly am not making light of what seems to be a pretty serious incident. Thanks to those who brought it to my attention, via comments or emails.

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll be presenting a series of Irish Guys I Would Bone (IGIWB).

Kicking us off is Liam Neeson, in a photo that was taken probably 10 years ago.  If I had a time machine, I would go back to this day* and invite him out for a milkshake or some chicken fingers or something. Obviously he would give in to my subtle advances and come back to my place** where unfortunately I would meet an untimely end when his huge head rolled off the pillow and crushed my skull.

* Also on my list of things to do with a time machine: try to touch a dinosaur, make out with Paul McCartney circa 1966, and stop the sixth grade version of me from buying Bryan Adams’ Waking Up the Neighbours.
** Ten years ago, “my place” was a Hot Pocket-sized dorm room in Luter Hall. He would’ve been impressed with my Godzilla pillowcases, mini fridge, and Hanes Classic underpants.

UPDATE: HOLY CRAP. When I posted this, I had NO EFFING IDEA about the skiing accident that Mrs. Neeson, Natasha Richardson, has been involved in and certainly am not making light of what seems to be a pretty serious incident. Thanks to those who brought it to my attention, via comments or emails.

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