Irish Guys I Would Bone: Part 3

Oh yes, Daniel Day-Lewis.* Oh yes I would.

He would begrudgingly remove his hoop earrings at my request but our courtship would swiftly end in the drive-through lane when I refused to leave the McDonald’s parking lot until he’d said “I…DRINK…YOUR…SHAMROCK SHAKE. I DRINK IT UP!”

Again.

* Or Daniel-Day Lewis or Dan-ieldaylewis or however the hyphenation works. The boning is not contingent on the correct spelling of his name.