Irish Guy I Forgot About Boning: Jonathan Rhys-Myers, even though he always looks like he’s just taken too much Day-Quil.

English Guy I Thought Was Irish and Was Disappointed When I Learned Otherwise Because He Would’ve Been On the To-Bone List: U2’s The Edge, if only to find out what’s under his hat. I would be delighted to learn that it was another hat.

Irish Guy I Would Never Bone: Colin Farrell. Not even with someone else’s vajay. It would be safer to get freaknasty with a box of medical waste.

Mark your calendars for Naadam on July 11th, when I’ll be listing Hot Mongolians I Wou—yeah, you probably know where this is going.