It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for a gratuitious photo of yourself standing in the sporting goods aisle at Target, head stuffed into a tiny pink helmet that makes you look like you’re wearing a shatterproof foreskin on your skull while your friend shakes his head and wonders why he ever goes out with you in public*

Luckily, I have a picture that fits in that category.

* Or GPOYSITSGAATHSIATPHTMYLLYWASFOYSWYFSHHAWWHEGOWYIP for short.