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March 19 2009

sniffyjenkins: answeringyahoos: A Cut Above Hair Apparent If You Can’t Even Figure Out What To Name Your Salon, You Are Going To Fail. I Mean, Seriously Fail. Supercuts Split Endz WTF am I doing? Hair Ballz BITCH I WILL CUT YOU Scissor Sisters: But Only Because We Cut Hair & Not Because We’re Lesbians Dark Roots Fuck Off & Dye Gang Bangs Turn Your Head & Coif I Have At Least Fifteen Other Things I Should Be Doing But Instead I’m Making Haircut Puns. This is One of the Many, Many Reasons I am Unemployable.

sniffyjenkins:

answeringyahoos:

  • A Cut Above
  • Hair Apparent
  • If You Can’t Even Figure Out What To Name Your Salon, You Are Going To Fail. I Mean, Seriously Fail.
  • Supercuts
  • Split Endz
  • WTF am I doing?
  • Hair Ballz
  • BITCH I WILL CUT YOU
  • Scissor Sisters: But Only Because We Cut Hair & Not Because We’re Lesbians
  • Dark Roots
  • Fuck Off & Dye
  • Gang Bangs
  • Turn Your Head & Coif
  • I Have At Least Fifteen Other Things I Should Be Doing But Instead I’m Making Haircut Puns. This is One of the Many, Many Reasons I am Unemployable.

  1. brilliantorange reblogged this from sniffyjenkins and added:
    In response, I give you: //www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/badhair.html Your welcome. sniffyjenkins:
  2. edkohler reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    I nominate “BITCH I WILL CUT YOU”
  3. eatfoss reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    There’s a Herr Kutz in Plymouth.
  4. shamsiel reblogged this from gordonshumway and added:
    Please observe the reference to Heir Apparent, the Opeth song, in one of the suggestions above. Brilliant!
  5. gordonshumway reblogged this from sniffyjenkins and added:
    Hair Ballz BITCH I WILL CUT YOU Scissor Sisters: But Only Because We Cut Hair & Not Because We’re Lesbians Dark Roots...
  6. sistaflapjack reblogged this from sniffyjenkins and added:
    Curl Up and Dye A Cut Above Klassy Kuts *My personal fave because nothing says classy like spelling both words wrong.*
  7. sniffyjenkins reblogged this from answeringyahoos and added:
    Split Endz WTF am
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