When Becca saw this picture on her digital camera, she realized it was both the best and the worst day of her young life. How was she supposed to make this her Facebook profile pic when she had the same expression as a newborn cocker spaniel? “Dammit, Carol!”, she said, throwing the Nikon CoolPix at her mother’s surgically enhanced cheekbones. “THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS TAKE TWO SHOTS. FOR SAFETY.” She stomped off toward the lobby of the hotel before turning to add “Oh and THANKS FOR GETTING ME THAT TREATMENT FOR MY SCOLIOSIS.”