So It Goes

Look, Evelyn, I appreciate the deer skull but like I told you before, I already have a best friend.  Yes, I know that you dragged the entire carcass from the interstate back to Arbor Acres. You mentioned that on the phone, right before I told you not to come over.  EVELYN. Stop it.  I do understand how hard it is to boil an animal’s skin off but that doesn’t change anything.  Now get out of here before I have to use my taser.