Dear Boxerbeast: Just because we’ve been roommates for over a year doesn’t mean that you can just TAKE MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING. Seriously. I don’t borrow your things and get rawhide stains on the sleeves. OK, I did once, but how many times do I have to apologize for that? In the future, I wish you’d just show me a bit more respect.
Also, your half of the rent is due.
Love,
Me
