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If you’re ever interested in hemmorhaging followers, post a picture of yourself dressed as a victim of a tiger mauling. Good thing I haven’t scanned those shots of all the other years I exploited tragedies in exchange for fun-sized candy bars.
Like last year, when I trick-or-treated as the Lindbergh baby.1
1 I’m kidding. I actually dressed as Tara Reid’s career.
