So It Goes

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Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:49:08 -0500

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Gotye: “Somebody that I Used to Know” I adore this...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:17:00 -0500

Gotye: “Somebody that I Used to Know”

I adore this track and it might be my new favorite “Things are being drawn onscreen during the song”-style video since A-ha’s “Take on Me”.

SORRY, NORWEGIANS.

I must have this.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:41:31 -0500

I must have this.

"During these last months the King walked with death as if death were a companion, an acquaintance..."

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:33:01 -0500

“During these last months the King walked with death as if death were a companion, an acquaintance whom he recognized and did not fear. In the end death came as a friend, and after a happy day of sunshine and sport, and after “good night” to those who loved him best, he fell asleep as every man or woman who strives to fear God and nothing else in the world may hope to do.”

- Winston Churchill, eulogizing King George VI

Woke up with Tilda Swinton hair.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:37:37 -0500

Woke up with Tilda Swinton hair.

Who DOESN’T start their day with a backpack full of...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:54:23 -0500

Who DOESN’T start their day with a backpack full of chocolate milk?

I’m one of the few people on the planet who have—so...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:59:02 -0500

I’m one of the few people on the planet who have—so far—been immune to Angry Birds, in all of its forms or incarnations. That doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t NOM NOM NOM my way through a plate of these cupcakes though.

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"What I’d really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega...."

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:02:58 -0500

“What I’d really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I’ll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter.”

- Wayne Campbell

I rarely pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine because I...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:29:00 -0500

I rarely pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine because I don’t always appreciate the depth and subtlety of the flavors and also because I drop the bottle in the parking lot and have to stand there awkwardly staring at the spill while I debate whether it’s worth licking the concrete for.

#FMM (Fuck my Malbec)

Actual Things The Woman Behind Me Said During a Saturday Afternoon Showing of "The Descendants"

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:45:37 -0500

“George Clooney really is nice looking.”

“Is it hard to play the ukulele?”

“Language!”

“I guess with her mom in the hospital, no one can brush Scotti’s hair.”

“He has a lot of shoes for a Hawaiian. Those look like loafers.”

“He runs like a doofus.”

“If my daughter talked to me like that, I’d have two family members in the hospital”

“Is Scotti a nickname?”

“That boy has a Joker mouth.”

“He was probably always really nice looking.”

“THAT’S A PLOT POINT.”

“Which Bridges is that?”

“Do they call them Hawaiian shirts in Hawaii? Or just ‘shirts’?”

“He must not be a very good lawyer.”

“I don’t like to run on the sand.”

“Now he’s barefoot.”

“Do those flowers dissolve in the water?”

[Ten straight minutes of body-wracking sobs]

“Are we ever going to find out Scotti’s real name?”

[Another five minutes when she’s openly weeping and saying “Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Oh Lord”]

“He can really do sad.”

[Continued sniffles]

“That might have been better than The Help”

A circa-1962 Andy Warhol buying creamy, delicious cans of...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:22:00 -0500

A circa-1962 Andy Warhol buying creamy, delicious cans of inspiration.

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"Listen to me. See, I’m hip to your problems. All of ‘em. I know you abandoned Nicole..."

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:03:41 -0500

“Listen to me. See, I’m hip to your problems. All of ‘em. I know you abandoned Nicole when she needed you most, ‘cause I licked her sweet tears. I know about things comin’ apart at work. Maybe you fuckin’ lost it in that department. I also know you ain’t keepin’ up, so to speak, your end of the bargain with the missus. ‘Cause if you were she wouldn’t be all over my stick. Relax, Steve. We’re friends. We’re practically family.”

- Mark Wahlberg, in Fear

This is the man who, fifteen years later, coulda been an American hero. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, MISTAH WALKAH?

“Movies from an Alternate Universe” —via

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:00:03 -0500

“Movies from an Alternate Universe”

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"When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you’ve been cheerfully..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:30:00 -0500

“When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you’ve been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you’ve got Type 2 Diabetes… It’s in bad taste if nothing else.”

- Anthony Bordain, on Paula Deen bein’ afflicted with the sugars, y’all.

Tunnel Bear is the best thing that ever happened to...

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:12:07 -0500

Tunnel Bear is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[Thankyewsoverymuch Lindstifa]

Bring me the hams, Firefox. Bring me the hams.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:51:00 -0500

Bring me the hams, Firefox. Bring me the hams.

Muppets + Star Wars = My Head Asploded —via

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:34:36 -0500

Muppets + Star Wars = My Head Asploded

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This is the theme for my week, save for the shorts.

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:15:44 -0500

This is the theme for my week, save for the shorts.

Watching Obie the Orange get taken out by a pair of West...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:40:09 -0500

Watching Obie the Orange get taken out by a pair of West Virginia players is my new favorite breakfast.

C’mon, Glenn. Let’s go lift some weights.

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:56:13 -0500

C’mon, Glenn. Let’s go lift some weights.